The green pepper with tinfoil grill teeth really seals the deal for me.

Chocolate is chocolate, it doesn't need to look good to taste good.

Chewing is sometimes a herculean task. Thank goodness for instant sludge in a packet.

Let's play: Name That Mutant Fruit! To me it looks a bit like Rouge with that fancy bleached stripe in her hair.

Warning: graphic descriptions of cooking practices in a British accent.

I don't even want to think about who had to milk all those poor gorillas.

Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.