See now, if this had been Pepsi products we wouldn't be in this mess!

When all you need in this world is a damn glass of wine and you have no opener, the universe is a cruel cruel place.

Chocolate is chocolate, it doesn't need to look good to taste good.

I didn't know pandas were so into Disney.

Logic has no place here. You need serious help.

Somebody's gotta wean that guy off the sloppy juice.

Am I the master of cake decorating or what? I could do this in my sleep!