Rabid or zombie
Does it matter either way?
Both will bite your face.
Thanks for the haiku, submitter!
This is pretty much what I felt like doing while I was making my wedding guest list. "Honey, let's just do away with them and elope!"
Without legs they'll never escape! It will be an Easter massacre! Marshmallow Fluff everywhere! Oh the humanity!
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