Rabid Squirrel Cookie

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animal crackers,blod,cookies,crazy,massacre,murder,rabid,squirrel
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Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

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Stop Asking to Be Invited to My Wedding!

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bloody,cake,chainsaws,massacre,wedding,zombie
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This is pretty much what I felt like doing while I was making my wedding guest list. "Honey, let's just do away with them and elope!"

Godzilla vs. Easter

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bunnies,godzilla,massacre,peeps,toy
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Without legs they'll never escape! It will be an Easter massacre! Marshmallow Fluff everywhere! Oh the humanity!

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