Rabid Squirrel Cookie

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Rabid Squirrel Cookie
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Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

Stop Asking to Be Invited to My Wedding!

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Stop Asking to Be Invited to My Wedding!
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This is pretty much what I felt like doing while I was making my wedding guest list. "Honey, let's just do away with them and elope!"

Godzilla vs. Easter

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Godzilla vs. Easter
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Without legs they'll never escape! It will be an Easter massacre! Marshmallow Fluff everywhere! Oh the humanity!