The invading hordes have only one objective.
Denny's has outdone themselves in the department of food I want to eat so badly I'd punch a granny.
Grilled cheese, mac & cheese and pulled pork. Next I will eat my own fatty heart.
Things I don't want to find inside my burger: bottlecaps, teeth, cilantro, sparkly vampires. Things I DO want to find inside my burger: secret microfiche, vicodin, sriracha, macaroni and cheese.
Let's just all admit that if you put enough Sriracha on it, EVERYTHING is the tastiest thing ever.
Hey Colonel! Thanks for the idea of a fried chicken exterior for our sandwich, but I think we'll add more bacon, more cheese and more everything.
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