Hey since you're all-seeing, can you let me know if you notice any ulcers in there?

Eat your way through Middle Earth, but skip the Entsongs layer, they're all musty and boring tasting.

Those things look almost as dense as Keanu Reeves.

It makes perfect sense that if you tipped Gandalf's head back and lifted up his beard, there'd be candy in there. It took them long enough!