Your bedhead is hilarious, bro!

The things they get up to when we're not even looking.

Well if it's made out of fish I might as well eat it.

Everything went better than expected.

LOL, white Americans are totally made of cheese. Hello obesity epidemic!

Inb4 non-American ragestroke about our national pastime of eating until we pass out.

This cookie is telling me about a cupcake that it ate by painting its body with frosting? Guys, this is just getting weird.