You've thrown such a lovely party, it's almost a shame to eat you.

I'd like my lemonade with a side of nightmares please.

No matter what flavor this is, all I'm going to think of is fishy fishy fish. Ugh.

Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.

Orange, you will never be a lemon, you're too sweet.

I love a good crisp morning in London.

You think you can just cut up some fruit and flavor your ice cubes like some sort of princess? Well you know what? YOU'RE RIGHT!