You've thrown such a lovely party, it's almost a shame to eat you.
I'd like my lemonade with a side of nightmares please.
No matter what flavor this is, all I'm going to think of is fishy fishy fish. Ugh.
Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.
Orange, you will never be a lemon, you're too sweet.
I love a good crisp morning in London.
You think you can just cut up some fruit and flavor your ice cubes like some sort of princess? Well you know what? YOU'RE RIGHT!
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