I'll still eat it. More for me.
That better be waffle and pop tart flavored cake in there!
Are we standing by with the crash cart because I sense a major cardiac event around the corner.
Pizzas are meant to be flat, this is just ridiculous. This is like the super low waisted jeans of the food world. So over.
This is like the fat kid's equivalent of that poster with a rose and some ballet shoes on a piano in a little girl's bedroom.
Whoa what was in that punch the clown gave me?
This deconstructed food nonsense has gone quite far enough. Just put some ketchup on your damn burger and put a bun on it. I swear... Some people...