Me Gusta Caffeine

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Me Gusta Caffeine
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Me no gusta mornings but you just made this one special.

Bird Vomit Coffee

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Bird Vomit Coffee
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The Japanese there translates as the sound effect of barfing, which is what the bird is doing. What's your question again?

DECORATE ALL THE LATTES

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DECORATE ALL THE LATTES
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Oh my bad, that third one is a kid's hot chocolate, clearly.

It's a Little Early

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It's a Little Early
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I need the coffee to wake me up from the inside, not scare me awake with its terrifying face.

Dragon Coffee

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Dragon Coffee
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This is an accurate depiction of my breath after drinking said coffee.

The Miracle of Life

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The Miracle of Life
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Never miss an opportunity to discuss conception.