Break me off a piece of that off-brand bar.

There are rules and then there are RULES! Have you NO decorum?!

Relatively, I suppose you've got one up on the Heart Attack Cafe but I think some self-evaluation is in order.

Not to be confused with Big Cat, the guy who sits next to me at the office who would probably shank you for this Big Kat.

Funny Food Photos - The Dark Knight Kit Kat

Smart man, the chocolate side would melt all over his pants.