This better screen in Seattle! I'll be first in line for tickets!

That feel when you just watched a horror movie and now everything has a face and is coming to get you.

I make it a point to fill my kitchen with products that assure a slow and painful death.

Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!

Would you mind swinging that salmon axe gently at my mouth? Lovely.

The buns from four doubles is just such a carb-load.

Via: I Heart Chaos http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/1286465865/paula-deen-takes-some-ludes-and-makes-some-food