I'm so glad that jelly beans are finally getting hitched. And to get royals to show up at the wedding! What a treat!
Hundreds of years of royal in-breeding is bound to leave a prince lacking.
It's a sign! Throw jelly beans at the happy couple during the wedding!
Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.
To Wills and Kate, may their roast beef hair never go rancid and their green bean sweaters never shrivel.
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