Never Touched By Human Hands

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Since when do we not want human intervention in our pizzas? I want that crust tossed by a mustachio'd man or no deal!

Just Let Me Eat in Peace

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Your vibrato is not helping this pizza taste less like cardboard, bro.

Well Now, That DOES Sound Italian!

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Well Now, That DOES Sound Italian!
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Sandra Lee has made a career out of trolling the entire western world.

Burrito Pizza

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Burrito Pizza
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I want more tortillas on my thick crust please, give me all the flour!