Thank you for your in-depth instructions, wise man!
Or you could just go make yourself a white bread and frosting sandwich.
Can you imagine how long it takes this guy to fold his toilet paper before he wipes?
Just make sure everything cools down before you climb in there.
When you're forever alone, you don't have to share! Win!
You like a big, toasty, meaty sandwich, right? It's so much better when you make it for yourself.
My pizza enjoyment factor has just tripled now that I'm not eating cardboard!
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