That snack was too pokey.
Don't want to spoil my appetite for the giant steak to come.
Are your kids not getting enough wax in their diet? Let's clear that right up, shall we?
Watch out there, sweet tooth! This candy necklace is inedible. Besides, that would be waaaay too heavy to wear to a rave!
Now that I'm well past my Play Doh eating days (I swear), I can't tell you if it was salty from being molded over and over by dirty kid hands or if the fresh stuff is salty too. And now I'm done thinking about that.
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The crust isn't even remotely browned. I bet it's cold in the middle. Ripoff. Worst yarn pie ever.
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