Guest of Honor

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Guest of Honor
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You never even knew he was at the dinner party, did you?

Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.

Surprise! Oreo!

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Surprise! Oreo!
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Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!

Best Birthday Ever

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Best Birthday Ever
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And you thought getting a cake was exciting! I get to lick the cardboard!

I ORDERED A SIDE OF BACON!!!

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I ORDERED A SIDE OF BACON!!!
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Oh, the side the bacon is on is the inside. Quite good.

Daily Sandwich: Surprise Egg Burger

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Daily Sandwich: Surprise Egg Burger
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This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)