You never even knew he was at the dinner party, did you?
Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.
Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!
And you thought getting a cake was exciting! I get to lick the cardboard!
Oh, the side the bacon is on is the inside. Quite good.
This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)
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