You never even knew he was at the dinner party, did you?

Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.

Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!

And you thought getting a cake was exciting! I get to lick the cardboard!

Oh, the side the bacon is on is the inside. Quite good.

This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)