Plus I only had like FOUR hot dogs so don't talk to me about watching my intake!
These fools are claiming that their pizza and theirs alone is nutritious enough to eat three meals a day. Who wants to test it out and report back in six months?
I love you too, salad!
If my employer is buying, I'll eat as healthy as they want me to!
Relatively, I suppose you've got one up on the Heart Attack Cafe but I think some self-evaluation is in order.
It's almost as unexciting as your mother telling you you don't need anymore mashed potatoes.
Who needs balanced whole foods that you have to cook for yourself when you can pay for convenience?
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