My lunch is such a dolt sometimes.

Hey meathead! Eat something healthy for once!

Wait, this isn't the Romaine Catholic church!

The flavor of a gumball lasts longer if you feed it through the brain cavity of a dead person. FACT.

It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.

Are you drunk already? The BBQ hasn't even started yet!

All bald men should adopt this look. It's jaunty, fresh, young, and people will be so hungry around you they won't notice your shiny pate!