I'm hardly entertained. You're fired, fish.
I know I'm ready for this meal. I don't even need teeth!
I'm pretty sure a tomato has never been called an alligator pear.
That thing better be stuffed to the gills with butter or I want my money back.
Please, lady, tell me all about these inferior weenies while I eat the whole tray!
This is a good way to scare me into growing my own food and living off the land like a damn hippie.
Via: NY Mag http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/snickershascreatedaterrify.html
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