Now that's how you flip a hot dog!
Dude, how long has your "check engine" light been on?
Oh come on, it's only a little fire! And look how easy it will be to put out when it's already in the tub!
You like cooking? We got all your cooking right here in your backyard! Who needs a kitchen, right?
It's like a Hot Pocket crisper sleeve but it's made to hold a pol of melted cheese in your toaster!
My hands don't understand how to mold of cut anything into small circles. Too complicated.
Man grill! Man tame fire and cook meat! Man vanquishes evil sausage with manly meat sword!