I get it, bodybuilders don't make any money because no one respects them as athletes. Honestly, who can take a tuxedo T-shirt seriously?
Oh how I wish Pringles would go high-brow. I could really go for some compressed asiago artichoke potato crisps.
You can twist and smear and fry and dress up a big mac all you like, I'll betcha those burps will still be like napalm.
Do you get irate when people snob up your meal? Best them at their own game.
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