You've got a little gold leaf in your teeth there, bro.
Okay so it's not solid gold, but still, I don't expect to see riches spread on my bland water crackers.
If it can get me drunk it's totally worth it. If not, keep your high-falutin ice stick to yourself. That's pretty much my overarching life philosophy.
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