I won't be hurling this pizza at a bunch of pigs anytime soon. Too tasty.
I'll never get through a whole game without eating all the pieces.
I'm full, but thanks for the opportunity.
I want so badly for that little gingerbread TNT box to explode and shoot sprinkles everywhere.
I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.
Be careful when cheating at chocolate battleship, don't leave any telltale smudges on your face or fingers.
The tower never gets high enough to fall over because Larry over here decided he needed a snack. What a jerk.
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