Hey plant man, your lips sure look sweet, wanna make out?
Now go forth and frost, my minions!
Don't ask where Fluffy went, just eat more cake.
When you're expecting nacho cheese and you get frosting, no matter how delicious that frosting may be, it's gonna freak you out.
The challenge was to make a Portal cake with your eyes closed, right?
I'll file this away in my little secret box of AWESOME.
It bleeds sweet sweet raspberry jelly. Sad raspberry jelly.
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