Death row is stressful, sometimes you just want a heavy, comforting last meal.

It's time to start thinking about Superbowl parties and what kind of awesome fatty snacks you're going to serve. These are magical one-handed snack wands!

Though I do love fried chicken with a deep burning passion, I'm not sure if I would choose this as my super power unless the other choices were "eat poop without vomiting, have a home free of dustbunnies and learn to stop picking your nose." The choice there is simple. Nose picking rocks!

Say what you will, but the Colonel is nothing if not dedicated.

That 12-winged chicken never even saw it coming.

Watch out you don't accidentally deep fry your clock there, Flav!

I bet the employees always know what time it is.