Is this a topless vacation? Why isn't that sandwich wearing a tiny bikini?
Would you like that burned to charcoal or left out to mold? The choice is yours!
It's because the French are all screwy, right? Right guys?
What?! No meat?! That's just unamerican!
If only it also sold bottles of wine and lumps of Camembert, I'd never have to speak to a real human being again.
This deconstructed food nonsense has gone quite far enough. Just put some ketchup on your damn burger and put a bun on it. I swear... Some people...
Evidently logic is not a strong talent for the French.
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