Ooh Baby You Look So Good

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Ooh Baby You Look So Good
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Is this a topless vacation? Why isn't that sandwich wearing a tiny bikini?

Choose Carefuly, Young Padawan

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Choose Carefuly, Young Padawan
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Would you like that burned to charcoal or left out to mold? The choice is yours!

I GET IT

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I GET IT
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It's because the French are all screwy, right? Right guys?

Fresh Bread in a Jiffy

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If only it also sold bottles of wine and lumps of Camembert, I'd never have to speak to a real human being again.

That's Quite Enough of That

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That's Quite Enough of That
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This deconstructed food nonsense has gone quite far enough. Just put some ketchup on your damn burger and put a bun on it. I swear... Some people...

How to Eat a Taco

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How to Eat a Taco
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Evidently logic is not a strong talent for the French.