Ooh Baby You Look So Good

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boat,france,jack nicholson,sandwich,vacation
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Is this a topless vacation? Why isn't that sandwich wearing a tiny bikini?

Choose Carefuly, Young Padawan

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black,burgers,darth vader,france,green,star wars,yoda
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Would you like that burned to charcoal or left out to mold? The choice is yours!

I GET IT

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cork screws,france,swiss army knife,wine
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It's because the French are all screwy, right? Right guys?

Fresh Bread in a Jiffy

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If only it also sold bottles of wine and lumps of Camembert, I'd never have to speak to a real human being again.

That's Quite Enough of That

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burger,Deconstructed,france,glass,greens,ketchup,layers
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This deconstructed food nonsense has gone quite far enough. Just put some ketchup on your damn burger and put a bun on it. I swear... Some people...

How to Eat a Taco

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france,How To,mexican food,tacos
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Evidently logic is not a strong talent for the French.

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