Yoda Fortune Cookie

Favorite
best of the week,fortune,fortune cookie,star wars,try,yoda
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This could really apply to any situation. Just use the force, it's multipurpose.

It Was So Stuffy in There

Favorite
chinese food,cookies,fortne,fortune cookie,unhelpful
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Oh I'm sorry, was there something you wanted? You get a cookie, isn't that enough?

MY BAD!

Favorite
fortune cookie,fortunes,ignore,never mind,romance
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Oh YOU opened this? No no, this wasn't meant for you. Move along.

I Do Feel Special

Favorite
annoying,cookies,fortune,fortune cookie,marriage
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Choosing that special someone to annoy is almost as important as choosing the right Chinese restaurant.

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