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This could really apply to any situation. Just use the force, it's multipurpose.

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Oh I'm sorry, was there something you wanted? You get a cookie, isn't that enough?

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Oh YOU opened this? No no, this wasn't meant for you. Move along.

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By Alexwin
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Choosing that special someone to annoy is almost as important as choosing the right Chinese restaurant.