Ow Ow Ow Ow!

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face,fork,ouch,pasta,ravioli,stab
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What the eff, man? For real! That hurts!

Life-Altering Flatware

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best of the week,fork,noodles,soup,spoon,spork
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If I can manage to not gag myself with the tines of that fork while I'm eating broth, my life is improved forever.

SUPRISE!

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bite,face,fork,pasta,talk
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Before you eat me, can I tell you about my family? They'd really miss me, I'm the sole breadwinner see... CHOMP

Give Me a Hand

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carved,fingers,fork,hand,pasta,thumb,wood
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Watch out, give them thumbs and they'll figure out all sorts of advanced things.

The Colonel Arrives

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body,bones,chicken,face,fork,Kentucky Fried Chicken,kfc,plate
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Let me perform for you the dance of my chicken people.

Honey I Shrunk... You

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fork,giant,kitchen,woman
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By Unknown
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I know it's tough now that you're tiny, but can you still make me dinner? I'm so tired!

You're Doing it Wrong

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coffee,fork,knife,mess,sign,warning
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Logic has no place here. You need serious help.

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