He'll never share those delicious little pancakes.

ic, fondantThis cake might be venomous. Maybe. Wanna chance it?

I solemnly swear I can't bake a cake.

In my estimation, Thor is as sweet as frosting. He can visit me with that hammer any day.

What no one has eaten before. Because ew, seriously. Used food is nasty.

Liar, calculators don't feel love.

I dunno, without Tom Hiddleston it lacks a certain super dreamy, I don't care how evil you are just smile at me sort of charm.