Tastes like burning!

I demand this at every party I will attend from now on. Friends, take note!

Consequences will never be the same.

This is an accurate depiction of my breath after drinking said coffee.

This is how I feel on the inside when I eat too many Firey Habanero Doritos. Worth it.

Seriously, how did they not expel Harry Potter for causing so much damage to the school? Sure he was fighting for the good of the whole world but seriously, Hogwarts got straight destroyed.

In which the geniuses at Foodbeast learn that cologne is not palatable.