Let's just call this what it really is; you're embarrassed to admit that you just want to stick your finger in the jar.
The nail polish adds a special chemical flavor that you just don't get with Vlassic.
Watch out, give them thumbs and they'll figure out all sorts of advanced things.
Oh sorry, I didn't mean for that comma to be there. I don't want a carrot's help, I want a carrot shaped like a hand, thanks. And a handful of ranch, please.
There's a spider on my perfectly good finger cookies!
It's good to always put a little bit of yourself into your culinary creations.
If you have to ask you'll never know.
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