I want them to color the entire inside of the box black so i can huff the marker fumes before eating my pizza.

I spy three eggs in the door. Who will reach them first?!

When you threaten a man with something as dangerous as McNuggets, you deserve the taser. Don't mess around with processed chicken products, bro.

You must be brave, steadfast, and hungry! You can do it!

Brunol, Spain must have a serious stink problem in the summers. They spend a whole day throwing tomatoes at each other to counteract the stench.

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It's a cookie battle to the end of the world.

If my food isn't perfect I lay biblical waste to Arby's. Don't deny me horsey sauce!!!