Did that thing you're putting in your mouth come off a plant or animal looking anything like it does now? No? Shut it down.

Reminds me of the hot lunches from elementary school.

Trust me, if you want to fit into a Chanel you're gonna have to give up the fries.

Hey doctor lady, lighten up and have a big mac!

Show up at my house, order a lasagna and a whiskey ginger and we're in business.

It's the tastiest land in the universe! Condiments forever!

This is one of the few Epic Meal Time concoctions that had me drooling at my desk. What can I say? I'm a sucker for Velveeta.