Hey, close the door, wouldja? It's cold out there!
The acoustics of this jar are much better than the yogurt carton we performed in last week!
Do you have any mongoose mortadella?
Wolves, vampires, demon babies, whatever. I totally just imprinted on these pancakes and will do everything in my power to make sure they are destroyed and swiftly digested.
You're next, sonny! Sacrifice for the great fruit salad in the sky!
Don't discount the emotional range of a predatory killer. They can feel both hungry AND angry!
Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!
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