Ugh, say it's not true. The worst part of every day.
I spy three eggs in the door. Who will reach them first?!
I want my 80 cents back! This is an outrage!
I could probably still taste a little cheese in that cardboard.
Though noble, your recycled music sounds like ass.
Rub it in, why don't you? No, really, go ahead, the floor needs polishing and pizza grease should work just fine.
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