Let's hope they don't wage war in your stomach later.
Who knew? You're totally being judged by how you eat your eggs!
Consider wearing clothes while you cook breakfast.
These eggs have got everything you need to start your day.
Just because you can deep fry something usually means that yes, yes you should.
I'm so relaxed, it's like my insides are solidifying and I can't think straight anymore.
Your bedhead is hilarious, bro!