I dunno, I'm sensing mixed messages here.

Check out these amazing skulls carved by Dimitry Tsikalov! I appreciate the craftsmanship but mourn the morbid loss of such a juicy-looking watermelon.

"Let's go." (They do not move.)

If kitchen gadgets can work this kind of magic on vegetables, I fear for my pets left alone all day.

Hit the gym, eggplant!