I'm gonna go around smashing all my veggies to try and core them now.

There is literally nothing you can't make from a frozen pizza.

This recipe for success is incredibly simple.

Its about time my three year old brings me an OPEN beer. God what is he good for anyway?

Because we can't be trusted to weigh or measure portion sizes, the US government has done away with the clunky and useless old food pyramid and replaced it with this reasonable diagram of healthy portion sizes. Unless that plate is the same size as the ones at the Cheesecake Factory. We're all screwed.

You know, if your kids can't figure out how to get food into their face, maybe they don't deserve food!

Welcome to college, here is a case of noodles and a sock to hang on your doorknob. Enjoy.