They're just saying what we all know.
Because just getting drunk or high isn't enough on its own.
You all know what day it is! Enjoy your snacks!
I miss their old pancake recipe with a decent sized dose of LSD. Nowadays I barely even feel it.
My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.
OH GOD I WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT THE PIZZA FIRST?
The blinking! I loves it! Give me more!
Ooh are those heroin poppers? What an intoxicating snack!
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