Who cares how it tastes? I just need those calories in my system on the run.

Sing me a song, donut man, and quickly, before I eat your head!

Any place that spells "shop" with extra letters is too good for your pedestrian, iced, old-fashioned cake rounds.

Generous, clever, and considerate! This girl's a keeper!

Milk and sugar are just DIVINE for your skin!

If I could make a donut that is also a whistle I'd be a millionaire.

It's an army of creepy vacant smiles and cough-inducing powdered sugar. RUN!