Who cares how it tastes? I just need those calories in my system on the run.
Sing me a song, donut man, and quickly, before I eat your head!
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Generous, clever, and considerate! This girl's a keeper!
Milk and sugar are just DIVINE for your skin!
If I could make a donut that is also a whistle I'd be a millionaire.
It's an army of creepy vacant smiles and cough-inducing powdered sugar. RUN!
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