Silly dog, you can't operate a microwave!
Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.
Nothing says "I love my pupper" better than an extra treat!
I was sure Delilah was going to take it all. What a shocker!
I just can't stand the idea of eating a bird that didn't have the chances in life I've had.
This time, licking the dog's nose won't be so salty. If only all pets were made of sprinkles.
Just get your face in there like the dog you clearly are.