Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.

Nothing says "I love my pupper" better than an extra treat!

I just can't stand the idea of eating a bird that didn't have the chances in life I've had.

This time, licking the dog's nose won't be so salty. If only all pets were made of sprinkles.

Just get your face in there like the dog you clearly are.

Well that's one way to get me to stop eating hot dogs.

I had always heard that dogs don't sweat. Are these bottles of magic?