Sharks love Sprite, don't they?
I insist on my butter being picture perfect or I rage. PERFECT. BUTTER. Thank goodness someone made a dispenser to suit my needs.
Install this in my house immediately! I don't care if it takes up my entire kitchen, I must have it!
I request that every workplace have a mandatory gravy dispenser in the break room. It's the right thing to do.
With friends like mine, the ketchup would never make it onto a single burger. How much to rent a carpet steamer?