Your Butter is All Wonky

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butter,dispenser,ocd,perfect
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I insist on my butter being picture perfect or I rage. PERFECT. BUTTER. Thank goodness someone made a dispenser to suit my needs.

Coffee Faucet

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Install this in my house immediately! I don't care if it takes up my entire kitchen, I must have it!

The Way to My Heart

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amazing,biscuit,dispenser,gravy,love,machine
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I request that every workplace have a mandatory gravy dispenser in the break room. It's the right thing to do.

Man Ice, You Cold

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dispenser,drink,ice t,iced tea,rapper,soda machine
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It's refreshing, insightful, and has a pretty good sense of humor.

Ketchup Fight!

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condiments,dispenser,gun,ketchup,mustard
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With friends like mine, the ketchup would never make it onto a single burger. How much to rent a carpet steamer?

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