Just bake him and put him out of his misery already.
You say potabo I say PURTURBUR.
Kitty, are you drunk? Will you get me drunk? Deal!
Start your day off with a little wonky-eyed derpitude. You won't even care about how much your day sucks!
It's best that we just put this poor unfortunate soul out of his misery. It's what he'd want for us.
What are we gonna do today, boss? Can we go to the park?
I would welcome to accept the challenge of being 25 all over again. Gimme!