Where is That Damn Horse?

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Under 45 clip-clops or it's free!

Uber Brings the Noms to You!

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If you live in a big city you should have open an Uber account because today between noon and six they just might bring ice cream to your office for you and your coworkers! Hit the link below to learn more.

Come on Over Big Boy

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This is my version of a late night booty-call.

Romance at a Price

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Is there anything more romantic than sitting down to "The Expendables" with your man on Valentine's Day with a box o' carbs and chomping down on an engagement ring that he probably didn't get to pick out for you? Greasy proposals are meant to last.

Oh YOU Brought it? No Thanks.

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I wouldn't trust a ginger with a camera crew to bring me food either.

Eat Your Mom

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They're really getting historically accurate what with the biting the umbilical cord and all.

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