This better screen in Seattle! I'll be first in line for tickets!
He has risen! In time for breakfast for once!
He must have gotten really cut up. They never even liked the guy.
Poor birdie, he was just trying to enjoy some fresh salad greens and these rude people came along and bagged him up!
I see the ants have amassed for the carapace cleaning. Will you beat them to it?
How on earth did he ever turn his head with that massive fused bone stump of a neck?
Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!
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