We've all seen "American Pie" and that thing didn't even have a mouth!
Are you in line yet? Are you reading this on your phone while you wait to get in? How was the movie? Good?
Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!
My brain can't handle the recursive nature of this snack so I'm just gonna close my eyes and eat it.
What fabulous shoes, too bad they aren't even close to my size.
If Slimer's slime really tasted like lime pudding he would be the one being chased by hungry children.
Now go forth and frost, my minions!
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