Ia! Ia! Hot dogs f'thagn!

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Drag me to your delicious chocoaltey depths!

If there's anything more scary than H.P. Lovecraft's horrific entity Cthulhu, it just might be what the Epic Meal Time guys cook up this time. Yuck.

Let's test the hypothesis that dying a hot dog green has similar psychotic effects as being courted by the evil one himself, shall we?

Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn! He commands that we roast weenies with his face. Weenies of MADNESS.

I need more mandibles in my life when it comes to sandwich consumption.

Oh just a chocolate statue of the embodiment of thousand of years of madness, darkness and gruesome insanity. I think I'll eat his tentacles first.