The pizza decor motif in my house makes me pretty consistently starving.

If you stuff 1000 jelly cranes in your mouth do you get super good luck?

I always knew the future would look just like they thought in "Back to the Future II."

Stop rhyming about snacks and bring me a bowl of the creamy goodness!

Don't let that thing get caught in the spokes of your bike, beheading by pizza is a gruesome way to go.

Sculpt sculpt sculpt... Toil toil toil... Work work work... Swallow.

The crust isn't even remotely browned. I bet it's cold in the middle. Ripoff. Worst yarn pie ever.