Every page of this cookbook is a big ol' lasagna noodle that you cook into dinner when you're done reading it. Delicious genius!
Finally the pigs get to be the center of attention! These recipes better be good, why else would the pigs be so hell bent on stealing all those eggs?
As long as every recipe contains mostly carbs and grease and requires very little prep I think we're in good shape.
What does this recipe have to do with the King? Because Elvis that's why.
Perhaps you'd like to try a nice Jawa fricassee?
Now the magic of bland and terrifying food is unlocked for the general public!
I have a long story too, Gwyneth. It's about not reading a cookbook about being ridiculously privileged and oblivious. It's an awesome story.
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